Category Archives: embarrassing moments

Goodbye, Common Sense … Hello, Bathroom Floor

Sometimes common sense eludes me.  Completely.  I mean, every now and then I can be barreling right along–usually with my mouth wide open–before I even realize that common sense has ducked gleefully behind the nearest obstacle, just waiting to see what kind of foolishness … Continue reading

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I’d Rather Have Piranhas Nibbling My Toes

I would rather have a school of piranhas nibbling on my toes and a family of tarantulas crawling up my legs.  I would rather be headbutted by a raging bull or punched repeatedly in the nose by an angry midget.  … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Makes Me Crazy

It was bad enough that I had to make a trip to the local Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon–not exactly how I wanted to spend my day off.  Even worse, it was the first Saturday of the month, which would … Continue reading

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They Oughta Take a Rope and Hang Me (a.k.a. A Trip to the Doctor’s Office)

I groggily rolled out of bed on the first buzz of the alarm, grudgingly bypassed my morning sugar and caffeine fix, and after a rather lengthy and semi-successful attempt to make myself presentable to the rest of the world, I … Continue reading

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Weeble Woman Bares All

It was the fall of 1987, and I was many months pregnant with my second child.  I hadn’t gained that much weight, but since I’m only five feet tall, it didn’t take much weight for me to appear almost as … Continue reading

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