Monthly Archives: February 2011

I’d Rather Have Piranhas Nibbling My Toes

Posted on February 24, 2011 by icedteawithlemon

I would rather have a school of piranhas nibbling on my toes and a family of tarantulas crawling up my legs.  I would rather be headbutted by a raging bull or punched repeatedly in the nose by an angry midget.  … Continue reading →

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A Few More Things I’ve Learned

Posted on February 19, 2011 by icedteawithlemon

“Personally, I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.” Winston Churchill About eight months ago I wrote a blog about some of the knowledge I have acquired during my lengthy stay on this planet.  I have since … Continue reading →

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My Mama Told Me

Posted on February 12, 2011 by icedteawithlemon

When I was growing up many, many moons ago, my mom always seemed to have at her immediate disposal a wealth of one-liners to fit any parenting occasion.  Sometimes these one-liners were perfect and beautiful in their simplicity, like “A … Continue reading →

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Here a Germ, There a Germ, Everywhere a Germ

Posted on February 5, 2011 by icedteawithlemon

Due to a recent snow and ice event, I have been stranded at home for four straight days.  My only contact with the outside world has been through frequent Facebook forays and occasional incoming phone calls.  How is it possible, … Continue reading →

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